Available Jan 1, 2026
🔥💀 S’Mores Code — Bain Blends x Bearded Life (Limited Release)
Bourbon • Vanilla • Chocolate • Fudge • Cinnamon • Charcoal • Marshmallow • Cedarwood
S’Mores Code is the warm, smoky, bourbon‑forward beard oil created through a fully consensual act of brand theft. Bain Blends “borrowed” the artwork, the name, and the identity of Bearded Death — with his blessing — and rebranded him as Bearded Life for this parody collaboration.
🔥 Scent Breakdown
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Bourbon: Bold and unapologetic
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Vanilla & Marshmallow: Soft, sweet, and disarming
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Chocolate & Fudge: Deep, rich, indulgent but also subtle. It's not overpowering and hits all the right notes.
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Cinnamon: A spark of chaos
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Charcoal: Smoky campfire undertone
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Cedarwood: Earthy, grounding finish
✨ What It Smells Like
A bourbon‑soaked campfire dessert created by two brands who trust each other enough to commit parody crimes together.
💀 Parody Note
This collaboration is a parody.
Bain Blends stole the artwork, the name, and the brand identity with full permission from Bearded Death.
No actual crimes were committed.
Probably.
🌿 Premium Bain Blends Base
Crafted with your signature blend of:
Herbal‑infused avocado oil, golden jojoba, argan, castor, meadowfoam, squalene, sweet almond, hemp seed, apricot kernel, black seed, rosehip, pumpkin seed, and aloe vera.
🧔 Benefits
- Deep hydration
- Softer, healthier beard
- Long‑lasting scent
- Zero legal consequences (we think)
📦 Perfect For
- Campfire lovers
- Bourbon enthusiasts
- Men who enjoy smelling edible
- Anyone who appreciates parody, satire, and brand‑sanctioned theft
Allergen alert: Coconut, Argan, Sweet Almond, and Shea are considered Tree Nuts.
While allergies to these nuts are rare, please be careful.